The typeface would be better in red, wouldn't it?
The picture should go around here.
Nee-sama.
Elise.
You're still awake?
Nee-sama?
Do you like him?
W-W-Where is that coming from?
This is an article!
He's the subject of the interview!
But you're writing articles about him day after day.
Th-That's because...
Th-That's because the Student Council is the most worthless, scandalous bunch.
The memories that quivered as I lost my way are so fleeting.
迷いながらトキメイタ 記憶は儚くて
mayoinagara toki meita kioku wa hakanakute
Please don't disappear.
消えないで
kienaide
The Student Council's Discretion
Softly, as it floats from the sky,
フワリフワリ空から
fuwari fuwari sora kara
upon the gentle breeze I placed my feelings for you,
あなたにだけ教えたいよ
anata ni dake oshietai yo
with the hope that you alone can understand them.
優しい風に乗せた想いを
yasashii kaze ni noseta omoi o
I want you alone to forever hear
ずっとずっと聞きたい
zutto zutto kikitai
those words I've wanted to be able to convey;
あなたにだけ伝えたい言葉は
anata ni dake tsutaetai kotoba wa
"Fate's gift to me was you"
運命の贈り物
unmei no okurimono
A continued reflection of the unforgettable vista,
夕闇の色永遠に
yuuyami no iro eien ni
is now coloured the shade of dusk.
忘れられない風景 映し続けた
wasurerarenai fuukei utsushitsuzuketa
The memories that quivered as I lost my way are so fleeting.
迷いながらトキメイタ 記憶は儚くて
mayoinagara toki meita kioku wa hakanakute
I pray they won't disappear.
消えないようにと祈っていた
kienai youni to inotteita
Within my heart is a treasure,
ココロの中の宝物
kokoro no naka no takaramono
that gradually fades with time.
いつか褪せてゆく
itsuka asete yuku
Will you become aware of our fate?
ねぇ、気付いて 運命？
ne, kizuite unmei?
Otherwise the memories can be forgotten, right?
それとも忘れていいの？
soretomo wasurete ii no?
All my tears have been imprisoned within yesterday's sky.
昨日の空に閉じ込めた涙
kinou no sora ni tojikometa namida
Hekiyou Academy Student Council Meeting Records
The Envying Student Council
It's small.
It's not very flashy.
How about we go get a catfish tomorrow and toss it in here?
You can't.
Sorry I'm late.
It's rare to see Key-kun come late.
Minatsu, call the police.
Okay.
Listen to me first!
Hello, is this the police?
Kindness is cruel at times!
Cruel!
Hey, you can't be noisy.
Nii-sama, Nii-sama! She's so small yet so bossy!
She is the President, so she is the boss.
But yes, she is small.
Small!
Sugisaki...
Yes?
I'm questioning having little kids at meetings.
Little kid! Little kid!
The student council room is the place where important people gather!
It's not a place for kids to come!
She's so funny. She's a kid herself.
I'm not a kid!
Elise-chan. You promised to be quiet, didn't you?
Ah, right. I'm sorry, Nii-sama.
Oh. So you listen to what Sugisaki says.
I don't get it. What does she see in him?
But why did you end up with Lilicia-senpai's little sister?
Elise-chan came to school, but Lilicia-san was going off campus for interviews.
She said she'll be back by the afternoon, so she asked me to look after her until then.
I like you, Nii-sama!
There, there. You're such a cutie.
Lolicon.
Who said that!? That's taboo in this situation!
Could you all be jealous of this little child?
You're joking.
I'm not interested in a lolicon.
I didn't know you were like that.
Well, not like it matters to me.
Even if Senpai is enjoying himself with her, it's none of Mafuyu's business.
I like you, Nii-sama! I love you!
You're so mature, Elise-chan.
Do you like me, Nii-sama?
Do I?
Well... I guess I do.
Oh, Sugisaki's kind to little kids, too?
I knew he was indiscriminate...
...but I didn't think it was to this degree.
I care less about this than everything else.
I'm fine, too.
Even if my property's heart is with someone else.
Mafuyu's not interested either.
Mafuyu is too busy writing a story of retaliation on Sugisaki-senpai.
Crap. Everyone's more or less seriously angry.
It's so small.
Yeah.
Nii-sama, let's play doctor. I'll be the doctor.
Okay.
Then I guess I'm the patient.
No.
You're a sales rep who came to sell the newest medical equipment but couldn't get any deals,
so started getting involved with backhand tactics.
What a realistic setting...
I often play with Nee-sama.
Lilicia-san, what are you teaching her?
Come on now. Don't you have something to give me?
Stop! Let's not do this setting.
Let's play a normal one.
Then...
You have cancer.
I see.
We've done our best, but it's terminal.
I'm sorry.
It's way too soon for sorry! Please do something, Doc!
It's not that there's nothing we can do.
If you want to be saved, there's something you can give me, right?
We go back there after all?!
Let's play hide and seek now.
Hide and seek, eh?
But it's not big enough here.
No. It's hide and seek of the heart.
What is that deep sounding game?
Tag will do, too!
Tag at night!
Why does it sound lewd?
No!
Then dolls?
First, this is the main heroine, Marie-chan!
This is the enemy, Andropon-san.
Why do I sense criminal intent from this?
Ready?
Marie, give it up.
No! No!
This is all your fault. It's those naughty thighs of yours.
No, stop.
Blame your parents for selling you off.
Stop!
A huge hand came from Heaven and saved me!
You didn't drop a beat and turned it into some extraordinary development.
You're now Andropon-san.
Eh...
I was disturbed this time, but your body belongs to me.
Key-kun. You're the worst.
No! That was just playing the role!
You're so horrible to speak your mind using a doll as your avatar.
Weren't you seeing how this all came to pass?
*whisper whisper whisper*
*glare*
Why don't we stop playing with dolls?
We were getting to the interesting part!
Andropon-san was going to sneak into Marie's house.
I'm starting to feel that you shouldn't continue to live at the Toudou's.
Nii-sama...
Then I will gladly marry into your family!
No, I didn't mean it like that.
I meant it like custody.
Okay! I will come to your side as your adopted child!
You don't have to remember words like that!
Let's play shiritori now.
I like that.
It's safe, too.
I'm really good at it.
You can start.
Okay...
Starting from "ri" of "Shiritori". "risu"
★Squirrel★
"suisanka aruminiumu."
★Aluminum hydroxide★
Wow, you know a hard word.
Okay...
"mushi"
★ Bug ★
"shousanka aruminiumu."
★Aluminum Nitrate★
mu... mu... "muchi"
★Whip★
"chikka aruminiumu."
★Aluminum Nitride★
mu... mu... "muri".
★Impossible★
riusanka aruminiumu
★Aluminum Sulfate★
mu... mu... "muusu"
★Moose★
suisoka aruminiumu.
★Aluminum Hydride★
Mu?!
Aluminum's strong!
You're too strong! How do you manage to end everything with aluminum?
Am I?
It's always like this when I play with Onee-chan.
What a sibling. The game will never end if you play like that.
There is an ending to Shiritori?
Your level's way out there...
Okay, I won't say aluminums anymore, so let's play again.
I guess if it's a standard game.
Let's see...
"rinsu"
★Conditioner★
Su? su...
"suniikaa!"
★Sneaker★
Okay, it's normal.
Then, "kaede."
★Maple★
"dengeki."
★Electricity★
Dengeki?
Ki... Kiss
Su... Super Dash.
Elise-chan. You're doing it on purpose, aren't you?
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Okay, I'll take the bait and go...
"shufu"
★Housewife★
Fu?
You know it, right? It starts with "fu".
Fu? Fu?
Yes!
"Fami-tsu!"
Are you doing it on purpose, Elise-chan?
You're supposed to say "Fantasia"!
I don't understand.
Next, let's play house.
No.
Why?
What kind of house do you want to play?
The wife who suffers domestic violence plots familial suicide but it doesn't work out, and instead makes the husband furious.
You're getting all this bad stuff from your sister, aren't you?
Then how about cat's cradle?
Wind in... snake out...
Tada!
Striker's underwear!
I can even see the impression!
Tada! Metal Gear!
It's realistic!
Tadadada! Pop rocks.
How did you even do that?
Saving the best for last.
Cosmos!
I can see it. The sky's tears.
Cat's cradle's so much fun.
It's too much fun! It's beyond the fun any human can enjoy!
How about we play janken next?
It became very simple all of a sudden.
It's limited janken. You play on a cruiser you reserve all to yoursel-
I don't want to be on that cruiser.
Then a staring contest.
Okay.
And... go!
Hello, is this the police?
Why are you calling them?!
We were having a staring contest!
I win again!
I will be taking your kidneys, thank you.
This game is too grim.
Sugisaki. I want to start the meeting if you don't mind.
You're going to go away, Nii-sama?
Yes.
I'll be back with snacks, so will you wait here?
No.
Stop being selfish.
The president's a meanie.
Selfish girls will get yelled at.
First of all, you shouldn't be coming to school.
Pres. Remember, you're talking to a small child.
Onee-sama said the President is small, has no breasts, and doesn't run any real meetings!
Please calm down!
No! No! Let go of me!
Stop being a child.
Fine.
If you're going to say that, then I'll show you.
Hekiyou Academy Student Council President, Sakurano Kurimu's, true abilities!
This is your fault, Key-kun.
You'd better take responsibility.
What? What do you suggest I should do?
That's something for you to come up with yourself.
I'm getting a cold attitude unlike usual.
Listen, Elise-chan.
The Student Council President is special.
I have amazing powers that other students don't.
Really?
First, the President Eye.
Pres?!
Does she have really good eyesight?
These eyes can tell which side the opening is even at a 1.2 eyesight level.
What a normal level.
By the way, I can tell which side is open at 2.0 level with a few guesses.
You're not supposed to do that!
Yay!
Next, President Mouth!
This tongue can savor sweets well.
You just have a sweet tooth.
For your reference, it also rejects all spicy food.
You are a kid.
No! I was able to eat kimchi.
That you can eat kimchi doesn't make you an adult.
What a heartwarming battle.
Next, President Nose!
This nose is very vulnerable to pollen.
You just have a seasonal allergy.
Next, President Skin!
The skin is very smooth.
Me, too!
Get lost!
Next, President Ear.
This ear will never miss a compliment.
That's true.
Badmouthings are automatically shut out.
What a convenient skill.
On a side note, Chizuru cleans my ears.
But when she blows into my ears, it gives me tingles and shivers, followed by contentment.
You can't!
Dang.
Moving on! President Hand!
This hand is famous for not being painful even if I hit people with all my might!
Yup, since it's so soft.
Take this!
OUCH!
Next, President Bust!
This is popular amongst the family for being supple.
They all must feel sorry for you.
Next, President Hip.
These hips prefer soft cushions.
I think everyone does.
Go home and hop on the bed first.
It's like the moment you live for.
Sounds like you enjoy it.
So? Do you understand how amazing I am?
You're amazing, President.
Elise-chan?
You must be very smart, too, then.
O-Of course.
Aka-chan. Are you sure about this?
O-Of course. Student council presidents are always smart.
We all hope that's true day in and day out, but the reality is-
Shut up!
Then, starting from something easy.
What took place in Japan in 794?
794? Cries...
Looks like even she knows this.
Cries the Reyrin for utopia!
The correct answer is "Cries the Japanese Bush Warbler" Heian 1 (794) can be read as "na-ku-yo" which can mean "Cry" (7) nana→na, (9) ku, (4) yon→yo
History just changed.
Was that the right answer?
Well, I guess about half of it is.
Next, year 710.
W-W-What...
Yes, it's right so far.
What an unexpected trick!
The correct answer is "What a magnificent Heijoukyou", Nara 1 (710) can be read as "nan-to", which can mean "What a". (7) nana→nan, (10) to
I wonder what happened that year.
How about year 1192.
Great country!
What a great country the Yamataikoku was!
The correct answer is "Let's make a great country under the Kamakura Shogunate". 1192 can be read as "i-i-ku-ni", which can mean "Great Country". (1) ichi→i, (1) ichi→i, (9) ku, (2) ni
Yes, it was.
Shouldn't you avoid kanji?
I can handle the easy ones.
At her age, she won't be able to read any kanji, so it'll be a clear indication that I'm smart.
Then how about this?
Stream Stone
Here's a hint. Mafuyu said the word just a bit ago.
I know. Stone stream.
It sounds like a magic spell, and Mafuyu likes it.
As expected
sasuga
Five Moon Fly
Here's the next one.
Five Moon Fly
May?
Hint. It describes you.
Me?
Oh, I get it!
The answer is?
Omnipotent and omniscient.
Correct.
Hey.
Loud
urusai
Five Day Rain
How about this?
Another May in there?
"May" can be read in many ways.
The hint is weather.
May... Weather...
Oh, is it that?
Yes, it's that.
Armageddon!
Early Summer Rain
samidare
All right. I'll give you some easy math problems, so solve them in a flash and maintain your dignity, okay?
Yeah, count on me.
Ready?
Takeshi-kun went to a convenience store with ¥500.
At what velocity?
That's not relevant here.
If he gets on a taxi, ¥500 won't be enough.
Why does he have to use a taxi to go to a convenience store?
Kids these days are weak.
Oh fine. He's walking!
Even if Takeshi-kun had an injured leg?
You mean Takeshi-kun's going from the hospital?
Yes! He snuck out of the hospital because he's afraid of surgery.
Takeshi-kun!
Don't lose! Have a strong heart!
Um, what happened to the problem?
Anyway-
Takeshi-kun arrived at the convenience store and bought two ¥100 boxes of juice and two ¥120 breads.
A child buying bread and juice at a convenience store?
I can smell child neglect.
Stop adding unnecessary settings!
It's unnatural, don't you think?
His parents happened to be out that day.
And-
And they never returned, right?
Never?!
Then Takeshi-kun...
To Takeshi
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
To Takeshi
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
Yes. He saw the letter that was left behind.
Oh dear!
You're not going to tell me that forced him to the dark side.
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
We'll be living in Las Vegas
Take care! Mom & Dad
That Takeshi...
Onee-chan.
Anyway! He bought two boxes of juice and two breads!
How much change should he get?!
¥60.
¥60, right?
Am I right, Nii-sama?
Yeah. Wow, Elise-chan. You're so smart.
Nii-sama!
Yes, there, there.
I like it when you pat my head.
Do you now?
I want to marry Nii-sama.
Wow, I'm flattered.
I'm serious.
You don't want to, Nii-sama?
No, but...
So you turned out to be the indecisive type, which is what I hate the most.
Mafuyu will make sure to never take Sugisaki-senpai seriously in real life.
Hey! She's a child!
Why are you all being so serious?!
You're not being serious with me, Nii-sama?
I... Well... Let's see...
Okay. When you grow up and if you still love me then, then let's get married.
Really?
You promise to even if I'm not beautiful or if I'm fat?
Don't worry. I won't hate people for things like that.
You did say...
...some time ago, you said you'd leave me if I get fat.
Pres...
You wouldn't hate her, but you'd abandon me for getting fat?
That's...
That's because your character has to be loli.
Jerk. I hate you, Sugisaki.
I'm firing you from the position of Vice President.
Pres!
You're a horrible lolicon bastard who judges girls by their appearance.
I can't argue with that...
But Elise-chan is a child.
Why are you so-
Key-kun.
Aka-chan understands that.
Despite that, she gets annoyed.
Isn't that what girls are?
I told you you're fired.
Hurry and get out.
I don't want to see your face!
Penny for your thought?
What you're lacking? It's easy.
It's...
I already told you the first day, didn't I?
That I love you.
That I'd make you happy.
Yeah.
Oh. So those words were targeted at the Pres.
To select the Aka-chan route, the most main heroine-like path...
What a disappointment.
No, no! This wasn't something like that.
My goal is the harem, so I was saying it to everyone.
So what you just said to me is a lie?
No, not necessarily...
Target locked on.
Mafuyu-chan's character changed!
Fire.
So you turned out to be the indecisive type, which is what I hate the most.
Mafuyu will make sure to never take Sugisaki-senpai seriously in real life.
Hey!
It worked out just as I thought!
The next headline will be:
"Student Council's Concealed Truth! Lolicon Guy and Girls in the Throes of Jealousy"
Did I do a good job?
Yes, you did. You've done a great job.
It was hard dealing with Sugisaki Ken, was it not?
No. I like Nii-sama.
That Sugisaki Ken? Huh?
I think Nii-sama knew that I went there on purpose.
But he still played with me.
So I like him.
That's why you like him, too, right?
W-What are you saying? You must not be fooled by him.
Within him exists only a wild erotic imagination and a sensor that reacts only to cute girls.
You're so knowledgeable about him.
B-Because I chase him as an interview target.
Using the interview target as an excuse to chase him?
You don't have to use such words!
Nee-sama, your face is all red.
Come on. Be honest with yourself.
I said it's not like that!
Today's Student Council!
Finito!
A once-in-a-lifetime chance!
一期一会！
ichigoichie !
A 1-yen strawberry sale?!
イチゴ１円！？
ichigo ichien !?
It's important, so let's meet up!
サミットしましょ～♪
samitto shimasho～♪
"UUDDLRLRBA"
"上上下掛ける２で 左右左右ＢＡ"
"ue ue shita kakeru ni de sayuu sayuu BA"
After entering the cheat code for invincibility, it's showtime!
裏コードで無敵のショータイム
ura koodo de muteki no shootaimu
Keep your cool (else) it's a waste! a waste!
迷うなっ 損 （>_<）！ 損 （T_T）！
mayou na! son! son!
* BOOM *
ドガン ト
dogan to
I'll tell you this secret "one" ★
秘密 "の" アゲる★
himitsu "no" ageru★
"It's the heroines", yeah.. that's us!
ゼッタイ私ら ヒロインです！
zettai watashira hiroin desu !
That's how it's done! You need it to progress!
そーゆーナガレです！ 必然なんですッ！
sou yuu nagare desu ! hitsuzen nandesu !
Up down left right! Any direction is fine!
上下左右に！ 縦横無尽です！
jougesayuu ni ! juuoumujin desu !
It's the dreamers that win!
夢観たモンの勝ち！
yumemita mon no kachi !
Everyone! Blossom! You only need "one" (dream) !
ミンナ ★Blossom★ オンリーワン
minna ★blossom★ onriiwan
Viva celebration! Today's going to be a special "one"!
Ｖｉｖａ セレブレイトっ！ 今日は特別ッ ！
viva serebureito ! kyou wa tokubetsu !
"It's Hachamecha!" You got that right!
ハチャメチャなんです！ それが「こたえ」正解です！
hachamecha nandesu ! sore ga (kotae) seikai desu !
Start up the rocket in... "1...2...3...4!"
One Two ３ 「さん」 ４ 「し」 で！ ロケットスタート！
one two san shi de ! rokettosutaato !
That "REAL" wasn't enough! Hook me up with some more!
まだまだ腹ペコよ もっとＲＥＡＬ頂戴！
madamada harapeko yo motto riaru choudai !
Preview
Nee-sama, let's play Shiritori.
Sure.
Aluminum Hydroxide.
Aluminum Nitrate(free)
Aluminum Nitride(free)
Aluminum Sulfate(free)
Aluminum Hydride(anhydrous)
Aluminum(free)
My Student Council
There's no aluminum left?